My Life as a Novel

One can never have too many pictures of puppies. Ever. Immutable Law of the Universe.

But what's gross about eyes opening?
 

At this point, only half of their eyes are open. And by that, I don't mean half the number of the puppies' eyes, or one eye on each puppy. I mean that each eye is only opened half-way. And there is this foggy eye underneath. While it's fascinating ... it's kind of gross. And it makes me blink a lot, because I remember the days of pink eye when I was a kid and my eyes would get that nasty stuff in them where I couldn't open them. I blink a lot out of sympathy for the fact that their eyes won't open the whole way yet.

Also, I've blinked a lot while typing out this comment.