Thursday, April 2, 2009


What Not to Say.

Some people have no filtration system between their head and their mouth. And lately, I'm noticing a trend with older women who speak "down" to younger, pregnant women. As though they feel their experience with child-bearing however many years ago gives them the right to say whatever they please, no matter how harsh. Like they're inducing me into the "I've Been Pregnant Before and Now I Have All the Answers" Club.

I've heard some of the strangest things. And some of the people who say them, I kinda tilt my head to the side and think, "What?!" as they're walking away. So with that in mind, I present:

Things You Should Not Say to a Pregnant Woman.

(Note: While this is presented in jest, everything listed has been said to me over the course of the past couple months and weeks.)

And on a much more positive note, we received what will probably go down as my favorite baby compliment yesterday. Joe is one of Kyle's good friends, a coworker whose wife is also pregnant. They were talking about baby stuff yesterday and got on the subject of names.

Don't know if I've ever shared this on here, but the names we have picked out are (boy) Darby Bishop and (girl) Ivalee Grace (we'll call her Iva). It was surprisingly easy for us to come up with names that we agreed on. It took all of two or three weeks to commit and we LOVE both of the names so much!!

Back to Joe & Kyle: When Kyle shared the names, Joe's reaction was so awesome! He said, "Wow! Those are such great names! That kid is gonna be somebody!"

It seems like there can be such negativity surrounding pregnancy. Yes, some of the symptoms aren't fun and I'm definitely treading new territory with a lot of what's going on in my body. But every single thing that happens, I try to view as a celebration of the miracle of what's going on in my body. God is shaping my child. There's going to be a personality to get to know, a temperament to adjust to, a will to mold, a soul to invest in. My Child! Iva Polk. Darby Polk. And I know the process of child-bearing is not a foreign one - it's part of the circle of life, having taken places billions and billions of times in the course of history. But that doesn't make it any less miraculous. And it doesn't decrease our anticipation at all!

So to the recruiting members of the "I've Been Pregnant Before and Now I Have All the Answers" Club, I make one request: Take a tip from Joe. Celebrate this child with us. And please don't try to take my happiness and put dread and fear in its place.

Thank you.


Aw. Cassie. It's just hormones, Dear. Trust me, when I got pregnant, I ...

wait. Crap. I did it! I'M IN THE CLUB!!!!
Being a dude and all, I never realized you ladies had as much input into the timing of the birth as you apparently do; I always thought it was pretty mathematical... what are you supposed to say to those "Don't have a summer baby" people, anyway? "Yeah, next time I'll tell the husband we can't share the marriage bed from the months of August to January"?

Also, and I'll again attribute this to being a dude, I didn't realize having a baby was a tithe or offering to your parents for their raising you.

And I'm a bit weirded out by how freely women talk about boobs. It's worse than being in a high school locker room after gym class.

In other news, I think both names are lovely, and I think your kid is going to be awesome, because you and Kyle are awesome. S/he'll have both nature and nurture working for her/him.
I TOTALLY agree with you. Has anybody come up to you yet and just touched your belly without asking??? I think that is the RUDEST thing ever. It's happened to a number of my friends and I'm like...hey, personal space!

I also love both of those names, but I am prejudice, because, well IvaLee was awesome and she was part of the great Bishop family, and "Wee Polk" will be part of us too! YAY!!! So exciting!
Rita - you are awesome. Baby Polk will have a mixture of spunk, creativity, intelligence, beauty and awesomeness. AND I'm going to give him/her bunches of ice cream -maybe even right before dinner :)
rita i love the names!! they really are great, and i can't wait out find out which name it'll be!

and posts like this really help us non-preggy people, because - while i've never said things so extreme - i'm sure i've said some things that came across in ways i didn't mean them. so tips are always nice!
It's just amazing the things people will say to a pregnant woman. As if she is no longer that same woman, she is now just something walking around with a baby in her belly. I don't know what it is about that that gives people the right to say ANYTHING and everything. I mean, would you walk up to a regular fat person (no baby) and make comments about the way they eat or the choices they're making or how hot they're going to be in the summer? What gives? People are RUDE!

Anyway, I love the names you chose for your baby! They are so unique and special! I agree - your baby is going to BE somebody! With parents like you two + that name, they won't have any choice ;-)
I've had so many people tell me I'm crazy for having a summer baby. I'm sorry, but who am I to tell God when to create my baby?!

And besides - summer babies get the best birthday parties. :)
I enjoyed reading this post. During our first pregnancy we had several older ladies tell us horror stories about how it was when they had their children...all kinds of stuff! You don't pour all that stuff on a first-time pregnant mom!! Where's the filter people??!!

Also, being well into your pregnancy in the summer is not bad, if you like the summer! I actually loved being pregnant in the summer! Flip flops, tank tops, swimming...I loved it.

I think both of your names are very lovely!
Waving my hand in the air--"Call on me, Call on me!" I was actually THERE when Rita was on the receiving end of the "boob" comment. Rita, you had such an "I cannot believe she said that" look on your face. Kisses and hugs to Iva/Darby. And y'all find out TOMORROW! Isn't God AMAZING?!?
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