My Life as a Novel

a new entry onto your blogroll. Thanks to Chris Cinnamon for passing along this jewel that he stumbled upon recently.

A new blog to add to your reader. It's called Stuff Christians Like. And it's awesome.

My favorite quotes so far.

On Grape Juice:

Of all the juices, grape is the one that we have the strangest relationship with. I mean, it's delicious, refreshing and delightful, but we've also made it the blood of our Lord and Savior.

On Calling People "seekers":

Dear person that does not go to church,

I don't know how to say this, but when you're not around, we call you "seeker." We say things like, "what kind of music will seekers respond to?" or "is that drama seeker focused or not." And when you show up on Sunday, if our church is small enough, our seeker spider sense tingles a little and we really hope the service reaches you. But before you get mad, please know that the alternative is to call you "lost" or "unsaved" or "sweaty philistine."

On Love Offerings:

By not putting a couple of bucks in the offering plate you're actually putting in a big fistful of hate.

It's the perfect balance of snark and self-deprecation. You'll enjoy it, or I'll refund your money 100%.

Labels: Christianity, Good for a laugh