Friday, April 11, 2008

 

CHURCHES ARE SO WEIRD!

I get retarded phone calls in my office on occasion. The most recent one came in only moments ago.
Me: First Baptist, this is Rita.
Caller: Hi, Rita. Is your pastor in?
Me: He's out of the office. May I help you?
Caller: If he's not in, what about the First Lady?
(long pause wherein I scratch my head)
Me: What is a First Lady?
Caller: (hangs up)

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